Meet the Hosts

 Chief Talker & Insight Generator

Eli can turn a 30-second update into a fascinating 12-minute journey complete with charts, side quests, and at least one unexpected life lesson. Somehow, it all makes sense by the end.

Fun Fact: Has never met a 

microphone he didn't like.

Voice of Reason & Reality Checker

When conversations start drifting into uncharted territory, Gyl gently attempts to steer the ship back toward the original topic. Success rate varies.

Fun Fact: Usually finishes the sentence everyone else started.

Team Update Correspondent & Chaos Coordinator

Derek delivers the updates, asks the questions everyone is thinking, and occasionally reminds the group there was an agenda.

Fun Fact: Still believes meetings 

can end on time.